besturlonhere:

look at this thing again i hate the ocean so much it tastes weird and half the animals that come out of it look like jokes

besturlonhere:

look at this thing again i hate the ocean so much it tastes weird and half the animals that come out of it look like jokes

172,222 notes

michaelgclifford:

a+ insults (only use when you want someone to CRY)

  • nerdbox
  • unedited dictionary
  • red solo cup
  • unsuccessful vans warped tour opening act
  • the least favorite pencil 
  • roseart crayon (may really destroy them)
67,363 notes

jonahryantology:

i made a shocking discovery today

jonahryantology:

i made a shocking discovery today

113,284 notes

(Source: robotrebelranch)

14,912 notes

(via the-pietriarchy)

28,863 notes

(Source: monetizeyourcat, via queeneurydice)

1,926 notes

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

(Source: countingteacups)

171,174 notes

megsokay:

Me IRL.

(Source: judysgarland)

4,042 notes

(Source: frendaseivelun, via boyexemplified)

37,076 notes

official-mens-frights-activist:

sailoruranus:

thank u for saving bi lions

end bi lion erasure

official-mens-frights-activist:

sailoruranus:

thank u for saving bi lions

end bi lion erasure

(via boyexemplified)

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